"Sometimes I've believed six impossible things before breakfast"

Strange old world the beltway.

Any convergence  between reality and the world of political discourse is just a co-incidence.

It wasn't so long ago that they were trying to convince us that people trading in a mythical product, carbon credits, would save the polar bears by stopping tha arctic from melting.

The way this works is that anybody who makes anything you might want to buy has to purchase carbon credits, the cost of which is added to the thing you need to buy to go about your daily business.

What happens to the money raised in this manner is a bit mysterious, it goes down the rabbit hole and somehow, so they tell us this keeps the Arctic in its pristine frozen state.

Anyway the impossible thing they are trying to get us to believe today is that two men or two women can marry each other.

And that such a union is equivalent to the time honoured male female pairing.

Also the stork brings babies - well I made that up, how babies are made doesn't enter into the discussion beyond the brief mention if two husbands joined together in wedded bliss want a child it is their right to have one without getting into the fiddly details of where it comes from.

And peasants who think otherwise are bigots